恶之教典序章

坦克（吴卓羲 饰）和士多啤利（黄婉伶 饰）是隶属于两家保险公司的业务员，每一天，门对门的两人都会展开激烈的客户争夺大战。直到有一天，士多啤利请了假没来上班，坦克心里的空空落落让他意识到，自己似乎并不是自己所想的那样讨厌对方。 　　小雪（吴日言 饰）在咖啡店里遇见了一个戴着牙套的男孩子罗纳尔多（张敬轩 饰），对其大肆嘲笑，谁知道被对方泼了一身水，手机也坏了。换了新手机的小雪意外的收到了一条来自陌生人的短信，一来二去之间，两人竟然成为了朋友。这个人的真实身份究竟是谁呢？阿V（杨秀惠 饰）和班主任杨老师（刘浩龙 饰）之间渐渐产生了暧昧不清的关系，最终，两人越过了道德的界限，之后，杨老师便开始疏远阿V，这让后者决定报复一下这个负心的男人。

和义盛坐馆火水（方中信 饰）在筛选马仔后备军时，被一个开餐馆的厨师火腩（陈小春 饰）所吸引，后者做的叫花鸡味道鲜美，令他难忘。从此，他对火腩特别照顾，委以重任。找到了保护伞的火腩可以继承祖业，跟妻子（叶璇 饰）夫唱妇随经营义盛小馆，并盘算让儿女进入名校就读。正在此时，金融危机来临，方中信遇到困难，堂主之位不保，此时他希望能够让火腩做接班人，稳定军心。然而，和义盛开山祖师后人十三妹（余安安 饰）却力荐刚出狱的儿子燕子文（郑伊健 饰）出任堂主之位。于是，两个本不想做堂主的后起之秀被架上了PK台。火腩只想安心经营自己的饭店，而燕子文则希望进入大学进修，无心恋战的两人将面临一场怎样的对决呢？

警察叻sir（陈百祥 饰）为了取得黑社会头目曾琛（曾志伟 饰）的犯罪证据，命令手下须仁（余文乐 饰）、肥秋（林子聪 饰）和傻强（杜汶泽 饰）进入曾琛的帮派中当卧底，而事实上曾琛也派了手下华dee（黄浩然 饰）潜入了警队当中。当他们进入了帮派后，才发现曾琛不懂如何处理黑社会中的事务，本质并不坏。这时候，须仁他们被数名不知情的女警抓住了。须仁等人更对这几名警花产生了感情。不久黑社会的最高头目死去了，帮派内部纠纷不断。须仁这几名搞怪之人也掺和进去了，继而发生一连串乱七八糟的糊涂事。

　　由克里斯托斯·尼寇执导，阿利斯·塞勒维塔利斯主演，故事讲述在不远的将来，一种不知名的传染病在城市里蔓延，症状为患者会突然失去所有的记忆，染病的原因不明，也没有疫苗预防与相关治疗手段。而主角作为在街上突然「断片」被安置到新居的人，没有身份证件也无家人认领，只知道自己爱吃苹果。

　　Novelist Larry Donner (Billy Crystal) struggles with writer's block due to his resentment towards his ex-wife Margaret (Kate Mulgrew), who stole his book and garnered mainstream success and critical acclaim with it. Owen Lift (Danny DeVito) is a timid, middle-aged man who still lives with his overbearing, abusive mother (Anne Ramsey). Owen fantasizes of killing his mother but can't summon the courage to bring his desires into fruition. As a student in Larry's community college writing class, Owen is given advice by Larry to view an Alfred Hitchcock film to gain some insight into plot development. He sees Strangers on a Train, in which two strangers conspire to commit a murder for each other, figuring their lack of connection to the victim will, in theory, establish a perfect alibi. Having overheard Larry's public rant that he wish his ex-wife dead, Owen forms a plan to kill Margaret, believing that Larry will respond by killing his mother.
　　He tracks Margaret down to Hawaii and follows her onto a cruise ship, apparently pushing her overboard while she tries to retrieve an earring that fell out. Owen returns from Hawaii to tell Larry of Margaret's death and that Larry now "owes" him the murder of his mother, lest he inform the police Larry was the killer. After having spent the night drinking alone during the hours of Margaret's disappearance, Larry panics because he lacks a sufficient alibi. That, along with a news report announcing the police suspect foul play, convinces Larry he's the prime suspect. He decides to stay with Owen and his mother in an attempt to hide from the police. Larry meets Mrs. Lift, but despite her harsh treatment of him he refuses to kill her. Eventually, when Mrs. Lift drives Owen to the breaking point, Larry finally relents and agrees to go through with the murder.
　　After two unsuccessful attempts, Larry flees the Lift home when Mrs. Lift recognizes him as a suspect from a news broadcast about his ex-wife's disappearance. He boards a train to Mexico and, surprisingly, Owen and Mrs. Lift come along so as to avoid having to lie for him. During the journey, Larry's patience with Mrs. Lift reaches its pinnacle when she impolitely gives him advice on writing. He follows her to the caboose with the intent of throwing her from the train, but stops short when she almost falls off on her own. Owen begins having second thoughts about having his mother killed and comes to help Larry rescue her. Mrs. Lift is grateful at her son for saving her, but unappreciative of Larry's help and kicks him, resulting in him losing his balance, landing on the tracks, and breaking his leg.
　　During his recovery in the hospital, Larry discovers Margaret is still alive; she simply fell overboard by accident and was rescued by a Polynesian fisherman whom she has decided to marry. Much to his annoyance, Larry learns Margaret plans to sell the rights of her ordeal for $1.5 million dollars. On the advice of a fellow patient, Larry chooses to free himself of his obsession with his ex-wife and instead focus on his own life, thereby freeing him of his writer's block.
　　A year later, Larry has finished a novel based on his experiences with Owen and Mrs. Lift entitled Throw Momma from the Train. Owen visits and informs him that his mother has died (of natural causes) and that he's going to New York City for the release of his own book. Unfortunately, Owen reveals his book is also about their experiences together. Thinking his book has been scooped, an enraged Larry proceeds to strangle him, but stops when Owen shows him the book is a children's pop-up book called, Momma, Owen, and Owen's Friend Larry with the story drastically altered to be suitable for children. Months later, Larry, Owen, and Larry's girlfriend Beth (Kim Greist) vacation together in Hawaii, reflecting on the final chapter of Larry's book. Larry and Owen's books have now become best-sellers, making them both successful writers as well as close friends.

本片为六十、七十年代红星田丰自导自演，兼为主题曲作词，乃尽情发挥才华之代表作，并由汪萍、宗华、谷峰等著名影星合演。故事描述戴天仇（宗华）自幼随师祖（田丰）习艺，矢志为父报仇；彼时其杀父仇人雷震天（谷峰）虎踞乾坤谷，创立日月帮，到处为非作歹。戴途遇女扮男装的吴小燕（汪萍），却突遭十几名日月帮人毒打。吴知是父亲率人找她回乾坤谷，遂求父允其把戴带返家中养伤；戴得以混入乾坤谷，乘机侦察日月帮的关隘设施……

　　远古时期有个地方叫九龙潭，这里盛产人参和各种珍惜药材，被人们视为福地宝地，十里八村的采药师纷纷而至，造成资源匮乏，天庭为惩戒世人，下令封山三百年，如意村里每逢有人生孩子，村长都会召集大家，因为只有神龙转世之人长大成人才可以解除封印，封印将至，小白龙为了将此地占为己有，烧杀抢掠。
　　村里的采药师武群，儿子武小雨出生后虽然没有转世之人的特质，但是肤色黝黑，同时还有着一笑就下雨的奇怪现象，武小雨只要开心一笑，天空就立刻乌云密布下起雨来，时间久了村中许多小朋友都不敢和武小雨一起玩耍。
　　无奈之余武群以后进山采药都带着自己的儿子一同前往，一次进山采药中武小雨发现一颗系着红绳的人参，心地善良的武小雨将人参上的红绳摘下，十几年后，人参转化仙子灵儿前来报恩。
　　武小雨上山采药遇到仙子灵儿，二人一见钟情，慢慢知道灵儿便是当年那个人参喜出望外，误以为灵儿是转世之人于是将灵儿带回村子。结果发现村中男女老少已被小白龙烧杀抢夺，武群也身受重伤，寻求灵儿制服小白龙，灵儿为了保护全村与小白龙大战三天三夜因法力不敌小白龙，被小白龙致死后慢慢化作一颗人参叶子落在武小雨头上，武小雨顷刻间崩溃同时化身一条巨龙。
　　原来，武小雨只有拥有了灵儿的仙魂才会变身成神龙。与小白龙决一死战厮打在一起，最终胜利，人们获得生机。灵儿因拯救大家，小黑龙将自己修炼的龙珠吐了出来救活了灵儿，武小雨和灵儿得意团聚，封印被解除，村里过上安稳的生活。

一部黑色喜剧，讲述一家香肠公司仓库里唯一的女员工与一个陌生人建立起意想不到的联系，这使她们的生活陷入混乱，并永远改变了她们的故事。

杰基·马什是纽约一家律师事务所的秘书，孤单寂寞。她邀请办公室里的一位男律师助理来家里吃饭。影片讲述了他们古怪的初次约会，从尴尬的停顿到一些小道消息，两人的对话跌宕起伏。