别惹我

　　Novelist Larry Donner (Billy Crystal) struggles with writer's block due to his resentment towards his ex-wife Margaret (Kate Mulgrew), who stole his book and garnered mainstream success and critical acclaim with it. Owen Lift (Danny DeVito) is a timid, middle-aged man who still lives with his overbearing, abusive mother (Anne Ramsey). Owen fantasizes of killing his mother but can't summon the courage to bring his desires into fruition. As a student in Larry's community college writing class, Owen is given advice by Larry to view an Alfred Hitchcock film to gain some insight into plot development. He sees Strangers on a Train, in which two strangers conspire to commit a murder for each other, figuring their lack of connection to the victim will, in theory, establish a perfect alibi. Having overheard Larry's public rant that he wish his ex-wife dead, Owen forms a plan to kill Margaret, believing that Larry will respond by killing his mother.
　　He tracks Margaret down to Hawaii and follows her onto a cruise ship, apparently pushing her overboard while she tries to retrieve an earring that fell out. Owen returns from Hawaii to tell Larry of Margaret's death and that Larry now "owes" him the murder of his mother, lest he inform the police Larry was the killer. After having spent the night drinking alone during the hours of Margaret's disappearance, Larry panics because he lacks a sufficient alibi. That, along with a news report announcing the police suspect foul play, convinces Larry he's the prime suspect. He decides to stay with Owen and his mother in an attempt to hide from the police. Larry meets Mrs. Lift, but despite her harsh treatment of him he refuses to kill her. Eventually, when Mrs. Lift drives Owen to the breaking point, Larry finally relents and agrees to go through with the murder.
　　After two unsuccessful attempts, Larry flees the Lift home when Mrs. Lift recognizes him as a suspect from a news broadcast about his ex-wife's disappearance. He boards a train to Mexico and, surprisingly, Owen and Mrs. Lift come along so as to avoid having to lie for him. During the journey, Larry's patience with Mrs. Lift reaches its pinnacle when she impolitely gives him advice on writing. He follows her to the caboose with the intent of throwing her from the train, but stops short when she almost falls off on her own. Owen begins having second thoughts about having his mother killed and comes to help Larry rescue her. Mrs. Lift is grateful at her son for saving her, but unappreciative of Larry's help and kicks him, resulting in him losing his balance, landing on the tracks, and breaking his leg.
　　During his recovery in the hospital, Larry discovers Margaret is still alive; she simply fell overboard by accident and was rescued by a Polynesian fisherman whom she has decided to marry. Much to his annoyance, Larry learns Margaret plans to sell the rights of her ordeal for $1.5 million dollars. On the advice of a fellow patient, Larry chooses to free himself of his obsession with his ex-wife and instead focus on his own life, thereby freeing him of his writer's block.
　　A year later, Larry has finished a novel based on his experiences with Owen and Mrs. Lift entitled Throw Momma from the Train. Owen visits and informs him that his mother has died (of natural causes) and that he's going to New York City for the release of his own book. Unfortunately, Owen reveals his book is also about their experiences together. Thinking his book has been scooped, an enraged Larry proceeds to strangle him, but stops when Owen shows him the book is a children's pop-up book called, Momma, Owen, and Owen's Friend Larry with the story drastically altered to be suitable for children. Months later, Larry, Owen, and Larry's girlfriend Beth (Kim Greist) vacation together in Hawaii, reflecting on the final chapter of Larry's book. Larry and Owen's books have now become best-sellers, making them both successful writers as well as close friends.

　　After a collision with a comet, a nearly 8km wide piece of the asteroid "Orpheus" is heading towards Earth. If it will hit it will cause a incredible catastrophe which will probably extinguish mankind. To stop the meteor NASA wants to use the illegal nuclear weapon satellite "Hercules" but discovers soon that it doesn't have enough fire power. Their only chance to save the world is to join forces with the USSR who have also launched such an illegal satellite. But will both governments agree?

塞西尔（黛博拉·海薇 饰）刚刚丧父，而她排解悲痛的方式竟然是成为性瘾者，她向男友索取无度，还当着他面勾搭他朋友；她认识了修车店男孩麦特（葛雯·迪蒂 饰），不住挑逗他，又不和他来真的；她在渡轮上勾引了一个英国教授，带他到海边用男女错位的方式做爱……似乎她需要用男人对她欲望来证明自己的存在。麦特本来有个女朋友爱丽丝（海伦娜·席默 饰），她出身保守，缺乏安全感，和麦特的关系岌岌可危。巧合之下，爱丽丝结识了塞西尔，被她引领入性的另一个领域；麦特不断被塞西尔诱惑，最终发现自己仍爱着爱丽丝；塞西尔的行为越来越出格，开始筹划群体性爱派对，但闯进来找她的男友还是抱着拯救她的念头……

　　莉拉（帕特丽夏·阿奎特 Patricia Arquette 饰）崇尚自然，是一位自然主义者，然而她的男友内森（蒂姆·罗宾斯 Tim Robbins 饰）却是个实实在在的教条主义者，这两个性格和生活理念截然迥异的人，他们的爱情能够长久吗？最终，选择放弃自我的那个人是莉拉。
　　一个名为帕弗（瑞斯·伊凡斯 Rhys Ifans 饰）的男人的出现打破了莉拉和内森之间艰难维系的平衡，帕弗从小就跟随着父亲生活在深山老林之中，外表和内心都和“野人”无异。内森兴致勃勃地要在帕弗身上开始自己的计划，而莉拉却感到了犹豫和矛盾。一边是被压抑的真性情，一边是和恋人多年的感情，莉拉会做出怎样的选择呢？

　　一大段画外音由法学教授皮尔曼Perelman (丹尼尔·亨德尔饰演)道出，描述了自己父亲大皮尔曼Perelman Sr.(奥特鲁·高茨饰)的日常生活，他也是一名律师。他把父亲的形象刻画成一个极其严肃的人，而且自己似乎也正是如此。诺丽塔Norita(Adriana Aizanberg饰)是皮尔曼忠心耿耿的秘书，这是唯一一个他可以坦诚相对的人。
　　儿子皮尔曼的课程出现了轻微的混乱，原因是在公众面前他个人的感情出了问题。他的学生中有一个是普拉提教练桑德拉Sandra(Julieta Diaz饰演)，教授一心想和她结婚。为了她，皮尔曼开始练习普拉提。终于有一个大好的机会降临了，桑德拉遇到了法律上的麻烦，皮尔曼帮忙打赢了这场官司，只是没有告诉桑德拉他的事情必须由父亲来决定。
　　当我们再次看到皮尔曼和桑德拉的时候，他们已经结婚了而且还有一个两岁的儿子加斯通Gaston(伊洛·布尔曼饰演)。接下来发生了一件有趣却也很尴尬的事情，他忘记了父亲65岁的生日。影片集中展现了他和父亲的关系，父亲总是旁敲侧击地给他暗示，但他依旧没有想起来。就在桑德拉教授普拉提课程的时候，皮尔曼独自在家照顾加斯通。

江湖杀手阿平（周润发 饰）是和平饭店的老板，传闻他武功了得，曾经一口气杀了二百多个马贼，并且他宣称和平饭店是一个“避难所”，只要进来住宿的人，无论他得罪了什么帮派，都不许前来挑衅生事，但不保证离开后的安全。 　　歌女阿曼（叶童  饰）的到来打破了这个江湖规矩。阿曼被人追杀，逃至和平饭店。她风情万千，令阿平心生爱意并设法保护她离开饭店，躲避追杀。然而，阿平的用情换来了一个早已布下的陷阱：原来阿曼正是这个陷阱的诱饵！ 　　愤怒的阿平决定拿起武器重出江湖，一场腥风血雨的厮杀大肆铺开。

　　1957年在一所高中的毕业舞会上，强纳生神父被恶魔侵入，凶残务必，无辜的学生成为待宰羔羊，桀络神父将他关于密室三十三年，而三十三年后那邪恶的力量正渐渐醒来

　　一名男子死于一项实验性军事计划，一名前秘密行动士兵为了他寻找杀害他的凶手。