今年圣诞很挪威

2307 年，一名未来士兵被派去执行追捕人形叛乱领袖的任务。

　　玛利亚（朱丽·安德鲁斯  饰）是一个年轻活泼的修女，喜欢在大自然下高声歌唱，所以她常常忘记了修道院里的规矩。院长认为玛利亚并不属于规矩严格的修道院。院长与众嬷嬷商量后，决定安排玛利亚到一位名叫特拉普（克里斯托弗·普卢默 饰）上校家当家庭教师。
　　上校的妻子去世多年，留下7个孩子，他要求对孩子严格管教。他告诉玛利亚在他家的家庭教师都做不长久，都是因为孩子的恶作剧。玛利亚果然也遭到了恶作剧，可是这位善良的老师并没有告诉他们的父亲，而是像个母亲一样照顾孩子，很快跟孩子打成一片。上校也渐渐在玛利亚的引导下改变了对孩子们的态度。上校与玛利亚之间发生了感情，他们完婚后回到了已被纳粹占领的奥地利，上校并不想为纳粹办事，一家人准备逃跑……

　　Novelist Larry Donner (Billy Crystal) struggles with writer's block due to his resentment towards his ex-wife Margaret (Kate Mulgrew), who stole his book and garnered mainstream success and critical acclaim with it. Owen Lift (Danny DeVito) is a timid, middle-aged man who still lives with his overbearing, abusive mother (Anne Ramsey). Owen fantasizes of killing his mother but can't summon the courage to bring his desires into fruition. As a student in Larry's community college writing class, Owen is given advice by Larry to view an Alfred Hitchcock film to gain some insight into plot development. He sees Strangers on a Train, in which two strangers conspire to commit a murder for each other, figuring their lack of connection to the victim will, in theory, establish a perfect alibi. Having overheard Larry's public rant that he wish his ex-wife dead, Owen forms a plan to kill Margaret, believing that Larry will respond by killing his mother.
　　He tracks Margaret down to Hawaii and follows her onto a cruise ship, apparently pushing her overboard while she tries to retrieve an earring that fell out. Owen returns from Hawaii to tell Larry of Margaret's death and that Larry now "owes" him the murder of his mother, lest he inform the police Larry was the killer. After having spent the night drinking alone during the hours of Margaret's disappearance, Larry panics because he lacks a sufficient alibi. That, along with a news report announcing the police suspect foul play, convinces Larry he's the prime suspect. He decides to stay with Owen and his mother in an attempt to hide from the police. Larry meets Mrs. Lift, but despite her harsh treatment of him he refuses to kill her. Eventually, when Mrs. Lift drives Owen to the breaking point, Larry finally relents and agrees to go through with the murder.
　　After two unsuccessful attempts, Larry flees the Lift home when Mrs. Lift recognizes him as a suspect from a news broadcast about his ex-wife's disappearance. He boards a train to Mexico and, surprisingly, Owen and Mrs. Lift come along so as to avoid having to lie for him. During the journey, Larry's patience with Mrs. Lift reaches its pinnacle when she impolitely gives him advice on writing. He follows her to the caboose with the intent of throwing her from the train, but stops short when she almost falls off on her own. Owen begins having second thoughts about having his mother killed and comes to help Larry rescue her. Mrs. Lift is grateful at her son for saving her, but unappreciative of Larry's help and kicks him, resulting in him losing his balance, landing on the tracks, and breaking his leg.
　　During his recovery in the hospital, Larry discovers Margaret is still alive; she simply fell overboard by accident and was rescued by a Polynesian fisherman whom she has decided to marry. Much to his annoyance, Larry learns Margaret plans to sell the rights of her ordeal for $1.5 million dollars. On the advice of a fellow patient, Larry chooses to free himself of his obsession with his ex-wife and instead focus on his own life, thereby freeing him of his writer's block.
　　A year later, Larry has finished a novel based on his experiences with Owen and Mrs. Lift entitled Throw Momma from the Train. Owen visits and informs him that his mother has died (of natural causes) and that he's going to New York City for the release of his own book. Unfortunately, Owen reveals his book is also about their experiences together. Thinking his book has been scooped, an enraged Larry proceeds to strangle him, but stops when Owen shows him the book is a children's pop-up book called, Momma, Owen, and Owen's Friend Larry with the story drastically altered to be suitable for children. Months later, Larry, Owen, and Larry's girlfriend Beth (Kim Greist) vacation together in Hawaii, reflecting on the final chapter of Larry's book. Larry and Owen's books have now become best-sellers, making them both successful writers as well as close friends.

　　在密西西比的一个小镇里，十五岁的加里·琼斯生活在一个支离破碎的家庭，他有一个毫无责任感的酒鬼父亲。有一天，男孩遇到了一个有犯罪前科的男人，两人的生活都开始向暖变化，前罪犯变成了精神楷模。

惨遭雷击而死的阿纶（柯震东 饰）来到阴间，生前所有的记忆归零。他必须做出选择：投胎转世却可能变成蜗牛；或是担任神职，累积阴德再修转世为人的正果？阿纶决定成为月老新鲜人，他与个性爆冲粉红女Pinky（王净 饰）搭档，来到人间执行任务，当阿纶遇见狗狗阿鲁以及牵着他的主人小咪时，他前世的记忆都回来了，小咪（宋芸桦 饰）就是他生前的挚爱。阿纶希望能帮助阳间的小咪寻得新的姻缘，但每一条绑在小咪手上的红线竟然都被烧毁。原来，有些事，一万年也不会变……                                                                      　　同一时间从阴间逃到人间的鬼头成（马志翔 饰），展开腥风血雨的复仇行动，找上五百年前背叛且杀害自己的马贼兄弟。当阿纶还在为小咪绑不上红线雀跃时，鬼头成却将小咪视为下一个要毁灭的目标……

　　虽然纽特（埃迪·雷德梅恩 Eddie Redmayne 饰）协助美国魔法部将邪恶的黑巫师格林德沃（约翰尼·德普 Johnny Depp 饰）捉拿归案，但最终格林德沃还是逃脱了禁锢，他来到了法国巴黎，一是为了集结信徒掀起革命，二是为了寻找同样藏匿在这里的克雷登斯（埃兹拉·米勒 Ezra Miller 饰），寄生在克雷登斯身上的默默然是帮助格林德沃实现野心的不可或缺的道具。
　　格林德沃的潜逃在整个魔法世界里都掀起了轩然大波，一时间草木皆兵。邓布利多（裘德·洛 Jude Law 饰）秘密的找到了纽特，希望他能够前往巴黎，先格林德沃一步找到克雷登斯。和纽特一起踏上巴黎之旅的，是麻鸡雅各布（丹·福格勒 Dan Fogler 饰），他此行的目的，是要找回先前因为吵架而来到巴黎投奔姐姐蒂娜（凯瑟琳·沃特森 Katherine Waterston 饰）的恋人奎妮（艾莉森·苏朵儿 Alison Sudol 饰）。

维奥莱特在父母不幸丧生后，最近搬进了乡下的大家庭。当她探索当地的林地，试图在新环境中找到安慰时，她偶然发现了树林里的一些神奇蹄印和长长的银色头发。这让她发现森林里住着一只神奇的独角兽。随着她们之间感情的加深，维奥莱特定期去看望她的新朋友，甚至把独角兽介绍给她的表兄弟诺亚和莉莉，他们发誓要保守独角兽的秘密。但是，当当地房地产开发商雷西特先生来到森林，打算强行把它推倒交给她们时，当地社区内部爆发了一场拯救森林的斗争，维奥莱特带头试图拯救她的独角兽朋友和它的家园。

罗伯（利亚·穆克法奇克 Liam McIlfatrick 饰）的女友苔丝（Emma Cooper 饰）因为吸食毒品过量而死，但这桩悲剧并没有让罗伯脱离毒害。不仅仅是罗伯，他的所有朋友们都因为毒品而过这浑浑噩噩的生活。                                                                      　　盖尔（Rachel McIntyre 饰）和奶奶过着相依为命的生活，盖尔患有广场恐惧症，于是整天将自己关在家里。而盖尔的奶奶则患有幽闭恐惧症，但腿脚不好的她无法独自外出，因此也终日生活在痛苦之中。格莱德文太太（Betty Bench 饰）和丈夫结婚多年，两人之间感情一直十分要好，然而，一场突如其来的出轨事件破坏了他们婚姻生活的平静，两个人虽然向生活妥协，但都付出了相应的代价。

　　故事始于一位90多岁的老人对自己在经济大萧条时期生活的追忆开始。23岁雅各衣（罗伯特·帕丁森 Robert Pattinson 饰）因为父母双亡，无力支付学费，被迫从名校肄业出逃。机缘巧合， 他在一个二流马戏团承担起了打杂和照顾动物的工作。马戏团的法宝是一只叫萝西的大象，这是一头非常有灵性的动物。可惜残暴的马戏总监奥古斯特（克里斯托弗·沃尔兹 Christoph Waltz 饰）从不知道爱惜动物。反倒他的妻子玛莲娜（瑞茜·威瑟斯彭 Reese Witherspoon 饰）充满母性地爱着马戏团的动物。因此，雅各衣在今后的日子里渐渐爱上了美丽的女人。在他们决定私奔之际被奥古斯特发现，却是萝西的惊人之举成全了他们的爱情。萝西的举动也成为了雅各保守了七十年的秘密。这个秘密到底是什么呢？

　　二战期间，日军占领了缅甸边境的一个战俘营。出于战略需要，日军将在缅甸与泰国交界修建一条大桥，同时希望战俘营里战俘出力，但英军战俘代表尼科森上校（亚利克·基尼斯 Alec Guinness 饰）认为这违反日内瓦公约拒不执行。于是尼科森等人被关了禁闭，但是没了尼科森的带领， 战俘们表现消极，而且因日本设计方面的不足，建桥工作陷入了停滞。日军无奈只好放出了尼科森等人，获释后尼科森感到在破坏一切的战争里何不做点建设，于是开始投入到建桥的工作。与此同时，逃出去的美军俘虏希尔兹（威廉•霍尔登 William Holden 饰）接受盟军一个特别任务，就是大桥建成之日将它炸毁。